Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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