Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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