I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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