He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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