Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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