i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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