either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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