i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
