how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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