wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up under a house in Key West
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