I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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