But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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