i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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