I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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