I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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