Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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