my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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