do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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