i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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