I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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