discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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