So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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