Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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