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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(586): I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert http://tfl.nu/fz38

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i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Heaven soaked bacon.

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(818): i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like. (615): Heaven soaked bacon. http://tfl.nu/85uv

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(360): View more from Washington

my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

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(360): my secret santa just gave me a pregency test http://tfl.nu/rgpa

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate

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(617): Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate http://tfl.nu/lx6z

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(913): View more from Kansas

season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.

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(913): season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown. http://tfl.nu/f9w7

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(478): View more from Georgia

So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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how did that work out?

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Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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(478): So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking (404): how did that work out? (478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder... http://tfl.nu/o1yp

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(845): View more from New York

You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.

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(845): You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake. http://tfl.nu/r8rw

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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(207): he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation http://tfl.nu/dl0f

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(620): View more from Kansas

The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".

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(620): The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices". http://tfl.nu/jiwo

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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.

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(978): there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point. http://tfl.nu/h06c

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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.

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(412): Dude, it's not gay. It's winter. http://tfl.nu/4ls1

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(519): View more from Ontario

True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior

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Little bit of both

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(519): True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior (226): Little bit of both http://tfl.nu/0xgz

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.

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(256): I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong. http://tfl.nu/l8wk

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(361): View more from Texas

Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".

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(361): Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form". http://tfl.nu/gv3w

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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.

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(908): She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man. http://tfl.nu/zwx8

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