My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.