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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

are you serious?

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(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it. (719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her. (414): are you serious? http://tfl.nu/esul

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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I think that's fair trade off

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(910): He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj (910): I think that's fair trade off http://tfl.nu/hrzk

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(419): View more from Ohio

two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome

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(419): two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome http://tfl.nu/ey6z

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(618): View more from Illinois

she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.

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(618): she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing. http://tfl.nu/tedj

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(773): View more from Illinois

We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love

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(773): We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love http://tfl.nu/dxz2

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?

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(905): I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree? http://tfl.nu/z9hw

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.

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(601): Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin. http://tfl.nu/g9sf

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(406): View more from Montana

Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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(406): Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink http://tfl.nu/w6xd

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(614): View more from Ohio

They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.

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(614): They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor. http://tfl.nu/swbu

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.

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(508): I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine. http://tfl.nu/hmlf

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(330): View more from Ohio

shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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(330): shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon. http://tfl.nu/iapt

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(248): View more from Michigan

He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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(248): He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it. http://tfl.nu/f1b3

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(770): View more from Georgia

I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.

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You're a good friend.

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(770): I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that. (1-770): You're a good friend. http://tfl.nu/ln0z

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?

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(902): I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat? http://tfl.nu/t6q6

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.

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(724): I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower. http://tfl.nu/44q1

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