Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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This baby is an asshole
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me