So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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