Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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