I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize