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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk

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(607): View more from New York

I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.

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(317): View more from Indiana

idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break

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(952): View more from Minnesota

True Life: I hate vaginal excretions

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

wasnt he a virgin

(732): View more from New Jersey

yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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(905): View more from Ontario

I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though

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Lolll I'll be sleeping

(905): View more from Ontario

I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm determined to sit on that face.

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(319): View more from Iowa

She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.

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