Buhtt sex?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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