so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize