Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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