Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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