There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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