The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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