All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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