have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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