He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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