Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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