He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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