he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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