My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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