idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize
