I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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