Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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