That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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