Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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