i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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