Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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