Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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