She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She even gives head with a lisp.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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