Soap is not a condiment
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
