My brain says no but my pants say off.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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