what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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