before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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