I accidentally had phone sex last night
someone threw a dead crab at me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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