I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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