okay pat passed out under dana's car
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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